July 31, 2007

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Two Big Handicaps

I just saw a girl out jogging in the Lower Haight who only had one arm. I was walking down Waller, with Duboce Park on my right, and she was running at me, and I couldn't help but stare at her. Everyone else around was staring at her, too.

Even as she passed right by people, everyone followed her, turning their bodies to stay facing her. She did her best to act like she didn't notice everyone staring, but I'm sure she was aware of the eyes. She must have been thinking, "Gee, everyone sure does love to stare at the handicapped girl's deformity. Bastards!" And she's right, but for the wrong reason.

See... I don't think anyone was staring at her because of her arm. We're bastards just the same, but we were staring at her because of this: she had massive bosoms and no sports bra. They were just bouncing up and down like sugar-high kindergarteners on a see-saw. And it could have been the San Francisco wind, or just the motion of shirt against chest, but her nipples were erect, too.

So here's this one-armed jogger out for a run, she's in her mid-twenties, strawberry blond, curly hair, fair complexion, short black running shorts, huge boobs yo-yoing in a turqoise wifebeater, and we're all staring at her. And it just struck me as extremely funny that this girl must just think that everyone in the whole damn world is such an asshole, all unable to tear our gazes away from her impediment. When in fact it's just because she's really, really hot.

Posted at July 31, 2007 12:05 AM | Comments (2)

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