July 24, 2007
View Comments | Post CommentMotion To Kiss My Ass
Someone pointed me to an awesome case. Washington v. Alaimo, 934 F. Supp 1395 (S.D.Ga. 1996) begins like this:
On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled "Motion to Kiss My Ass" (Doc. 107) in which he moved " all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you." This Court gave Plaintiff until April 25, 1996, to respond and specifically warned: " Failure to comply with this Order will result in dismissal of this case." Plaintiff has appealed the show-cause order to the United States Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit.
I wish that the motion itself were available online.
Posted at July 24, 2007 9:20 PM | Comments (3)
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Fantastic.
Posted by: Brian at July 25, 2007 6:02 PM
Click on that citation link, with those glaring bluebooking errors? I think not.
Posted by: Zhubin at July 27, 2007 3:48 PM
Zhubin, Zhubin... we have secretaries for that sort of thing now. I better go chew mine out for missing that space.
Posted by: Barzelay at July 27, 2007 4:59 PM
