January 31, 2007
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A porn production company named Tight Fit Productions has apparently ventured into Israeli-themed pornography. They have a movie coming out titled, "Assraelis!" And jokingly to prove the video's authenticity, they included a kosher-certification symbol on the packaging, which is already really funny. But now a Rabbinical certification group sent a C&D letter to the porn production company alleging some sort of trademark infringement of their kosher symbol!
No word from Cohen [owner of Tight Fit]... on whether, despite their Kosher claims, meat and milk products were mixed during the making of "Assraelis."
This is so hilarious. It's also hilarious that they shot the movie all in Israel, with local talent, and all in Hebrew. With English subtitles. Subtitles! The idea of subtitles on a porn movie is so funny to me.
Woman: Yeah. Yeah.
Man: Oh yeah.
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Yeah.
Woman: Oh. Oh.
Man: Yeah. Oh. Oh.
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Oh. Oh. Oh.
*Man ejaculates*
Woman: Yeah.
Via Counterfeit Chic.
Posted at January 31, 2007 12:00 PM | Comments (5)
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This is fantastic! I love the idea of a rabbi visiting a porn set. "Oh, for a kosher money shot, you could certify, maybe?"
Posted by: EJ at January 31, 2007 12:49 PM
(My apologies ahead of time, but I couldn't resist.)
Does the mixing of sausage and clam violate kosher standards?
(And now further apologies are in order.)
Posted by: Mike M. at January 31, 2007 6:58 PM
The trailer looks awesome.
IF ANYONE FINDS A TORRENT FOR THIS, LET ME KNOW!
Posted by: Chris Santoro at January 31, 2007 11:00 PM
Mike - Ha, Jeanette was going to put something like that, too... something about pork and clams and whatnot.
Chris - It isn't out yet. I don't think there is the same frequency of pre-releases leaked in porn as in the normal commercial industry. Do they send out award screeners for, like, the AVN awards?
Posted by: Barzelay at January 31, 2007 11:07 PM
Nice. I knew I liked Jeanette, even though the one time I met her I was rather intoxicated. By the way, I think you should definitely consider subtitling porn as a career, you seem to have a knack for it.
Posted by: Mike M. at February 1, 2007 10:29 AM
