June 22, 2006
View Comments | Post CommentBacon-Flavored Bottled Water
And my life is officially complete.
Some might protest, saying, "But David, that bottled water is for dogs and cats!" But their words will be lost in the imagined crackle of bacon frying on the stove of my mind, as I guzzle crisp, salty bacon from a bottle of clear liquid pleasure. And hey, the doggie nutrients can't hurt, right?
Oh, and as I've said before, pet people are completely ridiculous.
"Molli’s Choice is the first national premium bottled water for your cat or dog. Our purified waters are enhanced with nutrients specifically formulated for the health of your pet. We offer both unflavored water and a selection of subtle and sophisticated flavors to keep even the most discriminating pet properly hydrated.""Molli's Choice distinctive flavors will appeal to your pets' senses with scents that will reward them with healthy nutrients, regardless of diet type. Your dogs can enjoy our Original water or Beef Tenderloin, Bacon Delight, Roasted Chicken or Roasted Turkey flavor. Your Cats will savor the flavors of Roasted Chicken, Roasted Turkey, Beef Tenderloin and Original."
Posted at June 22, 2006 2:33 PM | Comments (5)
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ew. you better brush your teeth after drinking bacon-flavored doggy-water, or i will never kiss you.
Posted by: jeanette at June 22, 2006 2:55 PM
That's phenomenal. I can't say anything else because I'm speechless.
Posted by: Wendy at June 22, 2006 3:30 PM
That's fine, e.e. jeanette. There are plenty of other women out there who would love to taste my bacon.
Posted by: David Barzelay at June 22, 2006 4:40 PM
Oh, my dear David...I didn't realize how much I truly missed you until you uttered the words "taste my bacon."
Posted by: bettyjoan at June 22, 2006 7:52 PM
I'll remain unimpressed until I see the results of a double-blind taste test between bacon-flavored water and ass-flavored water. Somehow, I don't think dogs would have much of a preference.
Posted by: Aaron at June 26, 2006 8:06 AM
