May 14, 2006
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I was in the Chinatown Hooters today, picking up a To Go order.
At one point, a waitress walked by in her tiny orange shorts and puffy, rolled-down socks, and a manager was walking behind her. The waitress sat down on a bench, and the manager stopped, pointed his finger at her, and barked, "And I want to see you do it with a smile next time!"
My jaw dropped and I stared at him. He shook his head and then started to turn toward me. I couldn't look away in time, and he caught me staring at him, mouth agape. Then he said to me, "If you want to keep things orderly around here, sometimes you have to lay a hand on a bitch." And then he walked away.
Posted at May 14, 2006 5:46 PM | Comments (4)
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I'm glad there are still people who know how to put a woman in her place. (Preemptive note to those who don't know me: that's sarcasm.)
Seriously though, I guess the only thing to say here is you don't generally go to Hooters to witness men respecting women as equals. Though it is somewhat dazzling that the manager made such an awful performance right in front of a customer.
Posted by: Mike M. at May 15, 2006 2:56 PM
Q: What's classy about Hooters restaurants?
A: Orange. Palmtrees.
Posted by: Daniel at May 16, 2006 3:15 PM
He was probably barking about how she helped him insert his butt-plug. No one wants to get a butt-plug inserted without the helper smiling.
Posted by: Anthrope at May 17, 2006 10:41 PM
Ho. Lee. Crap.
Posted by: Meredith at May 19, 2006 7:28 PM
