April 13, 2006
View Comments | Post CommentSexual Harrassment photos
Soon I'll be starting my training for Kaplan, teaching LSAT and SAT prep classes for some extra cash. One of my pre-training requirements is the completion of their online sexual harassment training. The whole thing is extremely obvious, but no matter. Users get to be entertained by the random office-context pictures that appear haphazardly on the training slides. In looking at the following photos, consider carefully whether or not the employees are engaging in behaviors that put them and their companies at risk of sexual harassment litigation.
 "Bill, you've got a sexy goddamned hand, you know that?" |
 "Oh, fuck! It's that three-fingered woman from Accounts Payable!" |
 "Showing me color swatches? Damn it, I knew he was gay." |
 "Liz, why do we spend three hours every day challenging each other to staring contests?" |
 "You're touching the mouse, and I'm touching you, so it's kind of like I'm touching the mouse." |
 "My mother always used peanut butter when we got gum in our hair." |
 "I've never met a jaywalker with such smooth skin before." |
 "Greg, let me ask you something. Is my sideburn straight?" |
 "I'm so glad you told me. But I have a secret to tell you as well. I'm attracted to women, too!" |
 "Your utter incompetence as my secretary is causing the very walls of this office to become blurry!" |
 "Why is Egon Spangler in my house and touching my arm?" |
 "Goddamn it! That's the third fucking time she's beat me in a thumb war!" |
Posted at April 13, 2006 4:09 PM | Comments (3)
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How'd you get hooked up with that? I could always use some extra cash for easy weekend work.
Posted by: Anthrope at April 13, 2006 9:34 PM
Literally laughted out loud. Thanks for the humor break.
Posted by: Ben at April 13, 2006 10:04 PM
It was posted on Symplicity, but they just had us go to their website and apply the normal way. They are always hiring and needing people, and they're a group of training sessions beginning April 26, if you want to train at the same time as me.
Posted by: David Barzelay at April 14, 2006 1:55 AM
