February 27, 2006
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 "Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the court?" |
Apparently, some Dutch drug czar type guy has recorded a rap song about the marijuana loophole where use is not a criminal activity. I propose we settle all our legal disputes the way the enlightened Dutch do.
It would probably solve the race gap in the legal profession. Not to mention that it would be hilarious if Eminem and Ludacris were some of our nation's best oral advocates. Here is a mirror of the mp3, and you can find the full lyrics on this page (about a fifth of the way down at time of posting). An excerpt follows.
Oh, and thanks to Aaron for the link (who really should have a blog).
In this land of the 16 million wise I ask: what are we trying to prove? The joint, da stickie, made use famous, but the negative sides are not mentioned...Even more planted under the light
So that backdoor stays closed tight!
Though the policy seems somewhat retard
On this one I am hard...
Posted at February 27, 2006 10:06 PM | Comments (3)
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There's always the Onion's take on it. . .
Posted by: Karen at February 27, 2006 11:06 PM
I certainly agree. Aaron should have a blog. David, good job getting Jeanette on board, but Mr. Lawrence will need a lot more convincing...
Posted by: Emily Camastra at February 28, 2006 8:38 AM
I certainly agree. Aaron should have a blog. David, good job getting Jeanette on board, but Mr. Lawrence will need a lot more convincing...
Posted by: Emily Camastra at February 28, 2006 8:41 AM
