January 20, 2006

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A Trio Of Links From A Singular Law Geek

Jason Schulz at lawgeek.typepad.com has not one, not two, but three links which I also want to post.

  • Originally uploaded by Steiner62 (aka Duck Dodgers in the 21st Century), and linked to by Jason Schulz

  • Lawyer's Coloring Book

    Uploaded by Jason Schulz (who knows from whom he got them--bad form, Jason), these lawyer coloring book pages are absolutely hilarious. I'm just going to mirror them since I don't know where they originally came from, anyway.

  • Again, linked to by Jason Schulz, Defective Yeti posted a transcript of Bush's presidency in the form a text-based adventure game. Here's an excerpt:

    Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure Revision 88 / Serial number 54892

    Oval Office
    You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

    There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.

    What do you want to do now?

    > INVADE IRAQ
    You are not able to do that, yet.

    > EXAMINE CHAIRS
    They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.

    > FILL SHOES
    You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.

    ****************

    > STAY COURSE
    The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

    > STAY COURSE
    The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

    Some insurgents arrive.
    There is a huge number of insurgents here.

    > STAY COURSE
    The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

    > STAY COURSE
    The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

    Some insurgents arrive.
    There is an overwhelming number of insurgents here.


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