October 27, 2005
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I have come into possession of certain information about a mysery afoot at Georgetown University Law Center. When he left a comment today on one of my posts, I became aware that there is a person maintaining an anonymous GULC Law Blog, hosted at gulclaw.blogspot.com.
I'm currently a 1L in Georgetown University Law School. Nobody knows that I keep this blog. I'm documenting the mental state of a shy and nervous law student starting on move-in day: Year 1, Day 1. I plan on maintaining this blog until I graduate, I drop out, or I'm expelled. Or maybe, if I work really hard, all three.
This is the sort of thing that tortures me and keeps me awake nights (or would, if I ever slept). Indeed, I just spent a long time reading the entirety of his blog, and then running around Gewirz to collect evidence. I must discover the identity of this person, and then probe their purpose to decide whether or not I shall reveal him to the world. What do we know about this person? Let us review the facts:
[All clues removed at the mystery blogger's idiosyncratic request]
A little further detective work has narrowed my list down to exactly three possible suspects, one in each of the three possible rooms, [info removed]. One of these suspects is unlikely due to [info removed]. That leaves two prime candidates [info removed]. I will not name them yet. Tomorrow I will become certain about which room he is in [info removed].
Come forward, GULC Blogger, for your doom is at hand. Contact me at dmb57@lawmail or IM me at David Barzelay. Tell me why I shouldn't reveal your identity to the world; your fame at GULC would instantly skyrocket, which would likely get you the friends that you claim to lack. If I do not hear from you by midnight Thursday night, I shall unmask you Friday at high noon! If you voluntarily reveal yourself to me, then I shall remain your friend and confidante, as long as it suits my purposes. Defy me and I will be the Wonkette to your Washingtonienne.
UPDATE: I received a (still) anonymous e-mail from the GULC Blogger asking me to remove these breadcrumbs, which I have partially done. I cut out all the identifying info. See a later post for info.
Posted at October 27, 2005 4:57 AM | Comments (1)
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He He He. So this is why you don't sleep. At least if law doesn't work out, supersleuth and chef extraordinaire are still open options.
Posted by: Ryan at October 27, 2005 8:49 AM
