October 3, 2005

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Statistics can be fun!

Looking through the stats for this site, I found a few interesting things:

Last month, 47.8% of the visitors to this site used Firefox, compared with 37.6% using Internet Explorer. This shows that I have an extremely savvy readership, since the population at large uses at least 85% IE.

The phrases used on search engines that led to my blog include:

• vaginas with animals photos
• how to make love
• chest hair pictures
• dykes on bikes
• girls sex phots laden
• pornography causes brain damage
• mugshots downward spiral
• nashville putt putt
• stonehenge reloaded
• where to buy keglevich vodka in atlanta
• ned beatty gets raped
• drunken schuang
• property law humor
• gay escort in eilat
• american groceries and antwerp
• nude swimmers abandon loch ness
• hand and arm signals while using an atv
• pimps and hos party
• ucf hookah bars
• brian reed jewelry texas
• distributing company cuban bread
• it s so dark in here john paul
• his feet smell so bad
• patrick meldrim

And most of my friends' names were search phrases as well (presumably because everyone googles himself). Also, I just realized that by posting Patrick Meldrim's name on my blog, I am probably on the first page of search results for his name. This delights me.

Yep, I just checked. In fact, on the first page of search results for "patrick meldrim" is one of my posts, the excerpted text of which is, "Housing-Director-Patrick-Meldrim-who-represents-all-that-is-evil". That's hilarious. I might be apologetic for this if I didn't think Patrick Meldrim, former Director of Residential Education at Vanderbilt, was a heinous, good-for-nothing prick (Yay! Now that will be on there, too!). The internet is powerful, friends. And as we all know, with great power comes great responsibility to impugn your enemies' reputations.

Posted at October 3, 2005 11:11 AM | Comments (1)

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