September 18, 2005
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I'm sure this has made the rounds on the internet bunches of times, but it was new to me when my friend Jared posted it on his Myspace account the other day. Be advised that I have not attempted to do any fact checking. I have pasted this as-is from his post, except for changing one word for the sake of parallelism.
So, without further ado, here's a bizarre comparison of Abe Lincoln and JFK:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
Posted at September 18, 2005 10:28 PM | Comments (3)
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I had heard all of those except for the last few... I think it's in one of those readers' digest history books or something.
Posted by: daniel at September 19, 2005 4:44 AM
I had heard every single one except the last one - which was so funny it made the entire thing worth reading again.
Posted by: Mike at September 19, 2005 6:27 PM
I do like the Marily Monroe quip, although it, like many of the other facts, isn't true.
Posted by: Joel at September 21, 2005 10:48 PM



