June 12, 2005

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Nothing Is More Distracting Than White Women

Nothing Is More Distracting Than White Women. Brilliant article on Something Awful's homepage.

Reporter: Oh crap! Like, 60 people died in a car bomb in Jordan!
Reporter #2: Where the hell is Jordan?
News Director: Shut up! There's a blond high school girl missing in Utah, her parents say she COULD be at the mall, but she COULD be getting raped and brutally murdered!
Reporter #1 & #2: GASP!

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